Microsoft's Windows 7 home operating system comes out on 22 October 2009, less than three years after the launch of Vista. In order to get people "buzzed" about their new product, they are encouraging Windows 7 House Parties!
Doesn't that sound like fun!? Naturally, I want to use my Saturday preparing to encourage my neighbors to use an overpriced Microsoft product (I vote Linux). Don't forget - Microsoft wants pictures!
I was laughing really hard this morning, as I learned how to host my Windows 7 party (yes, they are serious):
What's the incentive? Why would anyone do this? The answer: a party pack which includes...
* One limited Signature Edition Windows 7® Ultimate (32 bit)
* One Deck of Playing Cards with Windows 7® Desktop Design
* One Puzzle with Windows 7® Desktop Design
* One Poster with Windows 7® Desktop Design
* Ten Tote Bags with Windows 7® Desktop Design for hosts and guests
* One table top centerpiece for decoration
* One package of Windows 7® napkins
I didn't even add in those little R's! They came straight from the responder at Yahoo Answers!
Excuse me??? You want me to host a party in exchange for Windows themed napkins? And playing cards!? There are no streamers or balloons involved because those extras are only shipped in America. For a keg and some meat to put on the BBQ I may be tempted.
SoI've applied to be a host. I'm not sure why, because I don't need ten Windows 7 tote bags and I have a Mac at home. Maybe my roommate could use the "Signature Edition Windows 7® Ultimate" for work.
Two parts of the application process made me chuckle - and it made the whole experience so PC-ish. First, I had to go on a duck hunt running tests and confirming my PC here in the office is capable of running Windows 7. Okay, fine, no, I didn't actually do this, but I could have... Secondly, I had to decide whether or not I wanted to receive emails about Microsoft products. Oh wait - did I say "decide"? Microsoft actually made the choice for me, kind of like when my Windows XP decides to restart at 11am to do some random updates I will never need.
And the "legal jargon" section - was FOUR PAGES LONG - single spaced size 12 font! I feel bad about the internet trees, so I wont publish the whole thing but it's over 1,500 words.
In short, dear Microsoft, you're not providing the right types of incentive - and that video of 4 "friends" isn't helping your cause. The last time I saw those 4 different types of people together one was clutching her purse tightly.
This whole house party campaign is a sin against marketing. Essentially Microsoft is asking random people to market to their friends for them, and they don't have that type of pull. People don't LOVE Microsoft and Windows the way they might LOVE twitter, Digg, Macs, a sports team, other-community-building-group. The enthusiasm just isn't there.
But alas, if I am selected to host a Windows 7 House Party - I assure you it will be rocking. So if you live in SW London, please keep October 22 - October 29 free, it's gonna be a Windows 7 blast!
I don't know if you have heard about a website called "Good URL Bad URL"? I've been a huge fan of this basic looking but phenomenal website for a long time and I regularly visit it for latest photos of examples with good URLs and not so good URLs. I guess this blog post is a humble dedication to this website.
An URL is the company brand which is
meant to connect with an audience, most times the connection is spot on
but sometimes things go really wrong. "Good URL Bad URL" is a brainchild of Aaron Goldman, on the website he says his aim is to give businesses some guidance when choosing and promoting their URLs.
"Good URL Bad URL" is packed
with interesting points and examples. It says
whenever possible, use YourBrandName.com. CapitalizeTheFirstLetterOfEachWord and/or UseDifferentColorsOrBoldToHelpEachWordStandOut.
Don't use acronyms, abbreviations, or numbers unless your brand is
widely known as such. Don't use YourProduct.com or YourCategory.com as
a replacement for YourBrandName.com.
Here are a couple of examples, all are from the Good URL Bad URL website.
GoodURL
This is a very clever URL from Corporate Express, the URL show up properly in the rear-view mirror of the car ahead.
BetterURL
This one gets the message across. Spot on. Concise and to the point.
BadURL
Here the URL is lost in the mass of text and at first view it's actually difficult to spot the URL. The use of different colours and mix of upper- and lower case letter would improve and get the message across.
WorseURL
This is actually not a bad URL but the all lower cases makes it's message look really bad.
Check out "Good URL Bad URL" website for many more excellent photos of URL examples.
This morning I did an interesting and funny discovery when searching for Google on Yahoo.com.
Yahoo is telling people to "please stay with us - pretty please - we can do better - don't go!". When searching for Google or MSN this comes up. Have a look for yourself below. Not very Christmassy of Yahoo.
The "You could go to Google or..." message only come up when using Yahoo US and both Google and MSN are targeted.
It's ok folks you have not read the title wrong, I have not posted in a euphoric state, we can make http error codes fun!
A while ago I was introduced to this by Lisa Ditlefsen and Chewie, I have named checked Lisa specifically for the reason of my family having someone to blame at the sad, sorry state that I have become, one of which is often described as a geek.
I invite you now to break the conversation codes below and also to create your own conversations in the comments section.
Enjoy!
Person A: I had a row with my girlfriend the other day; she said my actions were 406
Person B: Oh, bit of 409 at home I see. What happened?
Person A: Well it was my birthday and she said she had a surprise waiting for me; unfortunately the surprise I was thinking of was 501
Person B: So you made a 400?
Person A: Yep, it was a 405 apparently and it was 403
Person B: Not even on birthdays?
Person A: No, that was not 202
Person B: So your 417 then, shame
Person A: Yeah not the best birthday, I 408, said I was going out and was 410. Hopefully I will come back and find out she has 301
Here is the full list of http error codes to help you in your quest:
• Full list of HTTP Error Codes
100 Continue 101 Switching Protocols 200 OK 201 Created 202 Acceptable 203 Non-Authoritative Information 204 No Content 205 Reset Content 206 Partial Content 300 Multiple Choices 301 Moved Permanently 302 Moved Temporarily 303 See Other 304 Not Modified 305 Use Proxy 306 Unused 307 Temporary Redirect 400 Bad Request 401 Unauthorised 402 Payment Required 403 Forbidden 404 Not Found 405 Method Not Allowed 406 Not Acceptable 407 Proxy Authentication Required 408 Request Time-Out 409 Conflict 410 Gone 411 Length Required 412 Precondition Failed 413 Request Entity Too Large 414 Request-URL Too Large 415 Unsupported Media Type 416 Requested Range Not Satisfiable 417 Expectation Failed 500 Server Error 501 Not Implemented 502 Bad Gateway 503 Service Unavailable 504 Gateway Time-Out 505 HTTP Version not supported
Just thought I would share some amusing 404 error messages with you, a bit geeky I know, but chances are if you are on this blog you will appreciate a little bit of geekilicious fun.